A viral outbreak of the flu virus has seized the Schlocko family here in secret HQ. At first it seemingly appeared as if I didn't get hit as hard as others around these parts, but my throat is getting sore and my nose is flowing like Niagara Falls. I'm at the moment, illing, as the kids call it, and taking it easy for the rest of the week with lots of meds, Gatorade, and cable to keep me alive. Posting should resume next week. Stay weird!